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Recent Movie Reviews


Madness Constipation Madness Constipation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hur hur hur.

I liked the part where he was constipated.


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Is This What You Want? Is This What You Want?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit

I just LOST IT when the hentai chick had mario's voice!


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Awesome Reach Awesome Reach

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Um...

I feel violated sexually and mentally.


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Recent Game Reviews


Depict1 Depict1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Apocalypse genre, and I'll tell you why.

Some games depict life after nuclear war. Some games depict life after zombie infestations. This game depicts life after someone divided by zero. OH SHI-



Sonic RPG Style Battle Sonic RPG Style Battle

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great fun.

Really nice for a first try. I only had one glitch come up, but it's no big deal. The ending cutscene was nicely animated, as was the battle animations. If this is what you can do as a beginner, then I can't wait to see what you can do later on.

Keep it up! ;)


flashman16 responds:

And that one glitch woudl be. . .?


.New Grounds. .New Grounds.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Such a deep combat system.

Wow, I didn't expect a flash game to ever have such a flawless cover system as that! And what can I say about the cutscenes? Just blockbuster material! Seriously, this better get into the tankmen collection.


Recent Audio Reviews


Still Alive (Fabs MIxx) Still Alive (Fabs MIxx)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pffffft.

Sorry Portal fans, but while it is a great game, Portal has nothing on Mirror's Edge. The main theme is enough proof, not to mention the characters and story.


TheFabs responds:

Totes.


ParagonX9 - Infiltration ParagonX9 - Infiltration

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Astounding!

Sounds like a theme of a free-runner. Overall, one of the best songs on NG.



Epixture Epixture

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahhhh...

This came in my earpussy.


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Recent Art Reviews


schwasted schwasted

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's like this:

Matt + Math Class x Pen and Paper / Boredom = The Above Illustration



Lovro Lovro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Actually...

I think he is gay, considering he's Rafael's boyfriend. Nothing wrong with it, of course. It'd be nice if people could stop using the word queer, and rating it low because of their own homophobia and insecurity. Anyway, about the drawing itself, the proportions are just beyond perfect. Color would be nice, but otherwise, really solid.


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Comic-Ray responds:

Just to mention it, Lovro loves your review. ^^


Angry Marine Angry Marine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SPEHS MAREEHNZ!!!

That's pretty fitting.